Friends vs. Bikers

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BIKERS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello."

BIKERS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BIKERS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BIKERS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKERS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKERS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BIKERS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

BIKERS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

BIKERS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.

BIKERS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BIKERS: Will forward this.

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